WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS NONSENSE
Much controversy emerged last night when several pilots engaged in a heated dispute regarding the intricacies of the different play styles used with the different types of bacon. An erruption of hunger inflicted the involved parties and it was unanimously agreed that the presence of bacon would improve morale considerably amongst the fleet.
British bacon has a superior ketchup tank and overall better effective hitpoints but certainly does less dps against the oil hole in the arteries resists. General consenus was that American style bacon is most effective when fitted with faction maple syrup and can work well in a breakfast fleet alongside T2 pancakes. British bacon is also prefered by many pilots owed to it's versatility. It can be fielded during sandwich assaults, dinner engagements or even as part of the infamous "full english" breakfast strategy. Canadian bacon remains somewhat of a mystery and shall not be discussed further, though many see it as a useful ingredient for running lvl 4 pizza deliveries.
-Mr Kha
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You are right in that British Bacon is by far the most reliable of hunger killers, but what you really need is to gather your resources a bnit more and get some Danish Bacon. That stuff makes a small gang kick ass!
ReplyDeleteHeavy Assault Bacon, with ECM lettuce and remote repping from tomato is my tip for busting faction war lunchbreaks.
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